Bland Theft Auto

Whilst driving to my first day of Med School Orientation, I saw a yellow Mustang with a sticker in the window which read, "Drive it like you stole it." Apparently "driving it like you stole it" means waiting 5 minutes to accelerate when the light turns green and taking corners at 0 mph. Who knew?

Then I saw a car's license plate in which the last 3 letters were MLA. Sadly, my first thought was, "I sure hope that guy likes grammar."