I wouldn't be advertising that fact

I bailed on class because I feel sick. I've probably got shigella and/or pre-eclampsia.

Anyway, I'm at home about to study and I turn on the telly for some background noise. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear but Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in Gigli.

Holy crap! Disease and Gigli?? This must be my lucky day!

During the first commercial break, the announcer said:

Gigli is brought to you by Alavert...

Seriously, Alavert? This is what you choose to spend your money on? I gotta be honest with you, I'm probably not going to recommend your medicine in the future because of this endorsement.

Gigli? Come on!

I hope you're proud of yourselves.