Celebrity Cighting

Tonight at The Shanty I witnessed a game of billiards between Paul Giamatti and a miniature (or "fun-sized"†) version of Jared Fogle. For future reference, Paul Giamatti is much better at the game. Also, they might have been dating. Weird...

Montgomery quote of the evening: "If Jane Jetson is in a catfight with Betty Rubble, we're all winners."

† why do they call the tiny versions of Halloween candy "fun-sized." What's fun about getting less candy?*

*I'm sure many other people have commented on this, but I think about it every time I see those big bags of tiny candy.