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I know I haven't been blogging much lately, but I promise that'll change if anybody buys me the First Official Item on The Montgomery Non-Denominational Winter Celebration Gift List: The Scallywag Sloop Pirate Themed Club House! Here it is, in all its majesty:
For the low low price of $18,499.99 my pirate dreams will come true with all the following features:
Of course, I've already got an oversize log but I suppose a backup wouldn't hurt. Well, it won't hurt me at least. And the fireman's pole seems a little out of place...unless they're pirate firemen (two of my fantasies rolled up into one delicious package). But I love fireman poles (you can quote me out of context on that) so bring it on.
Now all I need is a rebar-enforced concrete slab as a base, a crane or forkilft to build it and, I suppose, a house with a backyard to put it.
For the low low price of $18,499.99 my pirate dreams will come true with all the following features:
- Oversize 5' x 6' custom "Pirate" themed Club House
- 8' x 6' Galleon Style Pirate Bow
- Oversize Log
- Right Side Swing
- Fireman's Pole
- Cedar Log Bow Support Beam (bow support cannon is optional)
- Ship's Wheel
- Ship's Mast w/Crow's Nest on Roof (not accessible)
- Dimensions: 18’ W x 10’ D x 20’ H
Of course, I've already got an oversize log but I suppose a backup wouldn't hurt. Well, it won't hurt me at least. And the fireman's pole seems a little out of place...unless they're pirate firemen (two of my fantasies rolled up into one delicious package). But I love fireman poles (you can quote me out of context on that) so bring it on.
Now all I need is a rebar-enforced concrete slab as a base, a crane or forkilft to build it and, I suppose, a house with a backyard to put it.
posted by Montgomery at 10:52 PM
5 Comments:
well it says it'll take 6-8 weeks for delivery. when is your official day for winter celebration?? it sounds like its cutting it close......
Oh man, I already got you a $18,499.99 black satin teddy! I guess I'll have to get you a $5999.99 black satin eye patch so you can still play pirate ;)
That is the most awesome thing I've ever seen... just what we need for the new house. We're moving Monty! Want to come see the new house?
I saw that on Costco.com too! I think it is a little pricey, especially for a wholesale store. It is sad that this pirate ship costs more than half the trailer homes in Alabama!
As an avid reader of your blog I simply must say that this is not the Pirate Ship Playhouse for you. Have you been to Scottsdale Fashion Square or Kierland Commons? They have a store called Architecture Kids and at the Scottsdale location with a pirate ship playhouse for $52,000 and this is a much better pirate ship. Much more deserving for you, you fabulous blogger you. Cynthia Nixon love
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