Professor Look-a-Like o' the Day
Today we shall be examining Dr. FriedChicken, professor of Immunology and Microbiology.
There you can see a picture of him trying to hide a pee stain. Don't be ashamed, Dr. FriedChicken. Let it show. You can probably see that he's the founder and president of the National Association of Martin Scorsese Look Alikes (NAMBLA):
Truth is, they're two halves of the same person. They're the modern equivalent of Janus. Dr. FriedChicken represents the more logical half of man, while Martin Scorsese represents creativity. If you look at the back of the head of one, you'll see another. Just like Professor Quirinus Quirrell. Obviously, Dr. FriedChicken is Voldemort. The other main difference between the two is that Dr. FriedChicken swears more and is much more violent.
Speaking of Martin Scorsese, he directed Cape Fear. I saw saw Cape Fear in the theatre when I was 8 years old. So if you've ever wondered how I turned out the way I am, there's your reason.
There you can see a picture of him trying to hide a pee stain. Don't be ashamed, Dr. FriedChicken. Let it show. You can probably see that he's the founder and president of the National Association of Martin Scorsese Look Alikes (NAMBLA):
Truth is, they're two halves of the same person. They're the modern equivalent of Janus. Dr. FriedChicken represents the more logical half of man, while Martin Scorsese represents creativity. If you look at the back of the head of one, you'll see another. Just like Professor Quirinus Quirrell. Obviously, Dr. FriedChicken is Voldemort. The other main difference between the two is that Dr. FriedChicken swears more and is much more violent.
Speaking of Martin Scorsese, he directed Cape Fear. I saw saw Cape Fear in the theatre when I was 8 years old. So if you've ever wondered how I turned out the way I am, there's your reason.
posted by Montgomery at 8:34 AM
2 Comments:
i still think he looks like a miniature version of christopher lloyd. better yet...christopher lloyd with Turner's Syndrome!!
If he had Turner Syndrome, he'd be a she. And he'd also have much broader shoulders and a shorter neck. You know this.
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