Tuesday, October 09, 2007

It'll be like "Montgomery Road: The College Years"

Except Legal Counsel won't be sleeping with Patrick Fabian*.

Let me just start off by saying that I love writing. A lot. So much so that if I thought I had any real talent and/or dedication I'd want to try to make a career of it. So understand that my lack of posts is not out of sheer laziness, but out of lack of time. And a little laziness. And Guitar Hero II. Damn you, Harmonix!

So I really do want to be writing on here, honest. But my life has kind of been consumed by medicine. I work most of the day, study for another good chunk, and (to be honest) I'd prefer to spend my remaining free time playing with Legal Counsel.

But even Legal Counsel has been pushing me to start writing again, so now I have to. But I have another issue: I never wanted Montgomery Road to become a "medical blog." This is my sanctuary from the world of medicine. My place to make obscure references, discuss zombie defense strategies, and insult D-Rock's overweight promiscuous mother.

What I'm getting at is this: I'm thinking of starting a new blog. A blog in which I can discuss medicine without feeling like it has metastasized to every facet of my life. It's a hollow gesture, I know, but just humour me. It'll still be my attempts at comedy, not a serious discussion of grown-up medical issues. Nobody wants that.

So I've got a small back log of material, ready to go. But I don't have a name! Everything I thought of was taken. So I'm asking you, my readers (if there are any of you left), to offer me suggestions of what I should call my spin-off/sequel blog. If I like your suggestion, I'll use it and send you a monthly bill for royalties**. Let the smart ass comments begin!

Although Montgomery Road: The College Years sounds pretty good... Too bad that would have to be a prequel.


* that reference was a little much, even for me. Must've been building up for a while.
** don't question it.

23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Possible Side Effects

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't have an exact name, but I envision something involving your mom and the word "Jizzporium".

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On that note, I googled the word "Jizzporium" shortly after making my previous post and found an excellent quote from Urban Dictionary to go underneath your title. I suggest you check it out.

5:16 PM  
Blogger Montgomery said...

What about "Medgomery Road"?

9:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really?! "Medgomery Road"?! Really?! I'd go with "Montgomery Roadrenoleukodystrophy".

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about brain damage
or professional rectal examiner
something like that???

6:49 PM  
Blogger Montgomery said...

Digital Rectal Exam...I kind of like it...

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Montitecture

11:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cute Cuddly Kitties

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Dick Sobonya"

1:07 PM  
Blogger kungfuang said...

Monkey's Medical Diary - You get your favorite animal embodying the medical requirement with the femininity of a diary.

5:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Cynthia Nixon Haters Fan Club
(And Medical Stuff Too!!!!)

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what about cri douche?
Meowwwwwwwww

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need to do something with the name "Dr. Strangelove"

I'm not entirely sure what, I just come up with general concepts.

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well just let us know when you do it!!!!!!!

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps lame...
but i thought Montgomerys Couch would be cool. Like your couch to vent or talk about your medicine stuff like a psychiatrists office.

10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Montgomery Free Clinic

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Colanoscopy"

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "Toxic MegaColan"? You can use that picture I drew last year.

2:05 PM  
Blogger angesinclair said...

I like Colanoscopy! There's nothing that's not funny about that.
But for God's sake, pick something and start writing!

11:04 AM  
Blogger angesinclair said...

Wait I've got it. Montgomery Ward.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that's copyright infringement.

5:38 PM  
Blogger angesinclair said...

You'd have to consult Legal Counsel on that one.

5:09 PM  

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