Knisper! Knasper! Knusper!

Completely out-of-the-blue conversation with my Peds ED attending, with absolutely no context:

Dr. Attending: Did you know they're coming out with a new kind of Rice Krispies™?
Montgomery: You mean Choconilla? It's pretty good.
Dr. Attending: No, this new one is mixed with prunes.
Montgomery: Really? Sounds gross. Is it for old people?
Dr. Attending: Snap, crackle, poop, Rice Krispies™!

I think spending his days around crying kids is starting to take its toll.

The Tally
Interviews: 2
Rejections: 0
Pending: 8