Montgomery's Class Notes

Yesterday we learned about adolescent sexuality in my Social & Behavioral Sciences class. As part of the lecture, the professor showed videos from Gwen Stefani and 50 Cent to illustrate the sexuality teens are exposed to. Being a good student, I took notes. Here are my notes from Professor 50 Cent's lecture entitled Candy Shop:

Adolescents go to "candy shop" with 50 cent
   [literal or metaphorical candy shop, not sure]
   lets them lick his lollipop [again, possibly a metaphor]
      don't stop, keep going until they hit the spot
Lets them have it their way 
   [Burger King reference, trademark issue?]
   adolescents can back it up, or he can "push up on it"
Temperature increasing, approaching teakettle temps.
   global warming message?
50 will match nympho level of adolescents
Locations: hotel, back of rental, beach or park
   in addition to candy shop?
Claims to have "magic stick," be a love doctor [PhD, not MD?]
   reference to earlier work - see notes on Magic Stick
50 allows adolescents to be on top
   get sweaty, impersonate low rider?
Melt in mouth, not hands - pun on "candy shop" theme?
   laughter supports pun hypothesis
      more trademark issues?
50 Cent & Olivia reiterate lollipop, "keep going" idealogy
50 suggests adolescents give it to him like "rodeo rider"
   races with adolescents to "get undressed quicker"
"Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch 'em in thongs"
   no, Dr. Cent, it isn't
Describes, in graphic detail, the act of sexual congress
   champagne involved - delinquency of a minor?
Again reiterate lollipop, "keep going" ideas
   keeps mentioning these themes
      maybe on the test