Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr
D-Rock managed to email me the other day. Odds are, he was reminded of me during one of his sorority ass paddling porn expeditions (this is his Summer of Porn™ - his words, not mine). Then, his random fist-smashing must have somehow resulted in a legible message. And for once it wasn't riddled with profanity.
He requested that I post pictures of his new puppy. After my initial shock that he had a small animal in his possession and had yet to throw it on the George Foreman Grill, I decided to oblige.
It's a beagle, which I'd like to point out is very similar to the word "bagel" - yet another reason I'm surpised D-Rock hasn't eaten it. According to my Dictionary widget, a beagle is "a small, sturdy hound of a breed with a coat of medium length, bred especially for hunting." Why you'd want to hunt something that cute, I have no idea. Especially with those short little legs. It's hardly sporting.
They named it Snoopy (Lady-Rock is a Snoopy fan) and according to D-Rock "she's so freakin cute I think she needs to be on the internet." He used to say that about me...sniffle. When I asked why he named a female dog Snoopy, he yammered on about tom-toms or some such nonsense. Then I remembered that D-Rock missed the lectures on the "naughty bits" during anatomy, claiming them to be "an abomination unto the Lord Xenu" (also his reason for skipping all of Genetics and Biochem, and for not eating havarti). He legitimately doesn't know the difference between boys and girls. Whenever he pays a woman to spend any time with him, they usually respond to his curiosity with "Uh...it fell off."
As you can see, she is totally adorable. Especially in contrast to D-Rock's mug in what I shall deem the Worst Picture of D-Rock Ever. Seriously, that is not how he looks. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's a Big Boy. Not to be confused with Big Boi. At least the picture captured him in the act of smelling/tasting that poor creature. I give it 3 months, tops...
In totally unrelated news
I did one of my random Site Meter checks to see how people are getting to my website and I made a new discovery: Montgomery Road is on the 4th page of results if you Yahoo search for "sorority ass paddling." Oh man, so funny. People looking for porn and sex are way off track. Suckers...
Site Meter = Hilarity
He requested that I post pictures of his new puppy. After my initial shock that he had a small animal in his possession and had yet to throw it on the George Foreman Grill, I decided to oblige.
It's a beagle, which I'd like to point out is very similar to the word "bagel" - yet another reason I'm surpised D-Rock hasn't eaten it. According to my Dictionary widget, a beagle is "a small, sturdy hound of a breed with a coat of medium length, bred especially for hunting." Why you'd want to hunt something that cute, I have no idea. Especially with those short little legs. It's hardly sporting.
They named it Snoopy (Lady-Rock is a Snoopy fan) and according to D-Rock "she's so freakin cute I think she needs to be on the internet." He used to say that about me...sniffle. When I asked why he named a female dog Snoopy, he yammered on about tom-toms or some such nonsense. Then I remembered that D-Rock missed the lectures on the "naughty bits" during anatomy, claiming them to be "an abomination unto the Lord Xenu" (also his reason for skipping all of Genetics and Biochem, and for not eating havarti). He legitimately doesn't know the difference between boys and girls. Whenever he pays a woman to spend any time with him, they usually respond to his curiosity with "Uh...it fell off."
As you can see, she is totally adorable. Especially in contrast to D-Rock's mug in what I shall deem the Worst Picture of D-Rock Ever. Seriously, that is not how he looks. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's a Big Boy. Not to be confused with Big Boi. At least the picture captured him in the act of smelling/tasting that poor creature. I give it 3 months, tops...
In totally unrelated news
I did one of my random Site Meter checks to see how people are getting to my website and I made a new discovery: Montgomery Road is on the 4th page of results if you Yahoo search for "sorority ass paddling." Oh man, so funny. People looking for porn and sex are way off track. Suckers...
Site Meter = Hilarity
posted by Montgomery at 4:32 PM
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Whilst watching the opening round of the US Open golf tournement, I noticed that this blog's namesake was on the leaderboard. I also noticed that his name is spelled "Montgomerie." Perhaps it's time for a change. Montgomerie Thruway?
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