You know they never did catch that anthrax guy.
We had a lecture yesterday presented by Dr. Rancor*. Here she is:
The weird thing about the lecture is that Dr. Rancor seemed awfully concerned about Feline AIDS, even though it isn't a part of the class. She kept bringing it up! Wait a minute...
That's it! She's Debbie Downer! (played by Rachel Dratch)
You're enjoying your day
Everything's going your way
Then along comes Debbie Downer.
Always there to tell you 'bout a new disease
A car accident or killer bees
You'll beg her to spare you, "Debbie, Please!"
But you can't stop Debbie Downer!
She ended her lecture by saying, "Did you guys hear about that train explosion in North Korea? ...We may never know how many people perished." So depressing...
* nickname chosen based on name, not appearance or behavior
The weird thing about the lecture is that Dr. Rancor seemed awfully concerned about Feline AIDS, even though it isn't a part of the class. She kept bringing it up! Wait a minute...
That's it! She's Debbie Downer! (played by Rachel Dratch)
You're enjoying your day
Everything's going your way
Then along comes Debbie Downer.
Always there to tell you 'bout a new disease
A car accident or killer bees
You'll beg her to spare you, "Debbie, Please!"
But you can't stop Debbie Downer!
She ended her lecture by saying, "Did you guys hear about that train explosion in North Korea? ...We may never know how many people perished." So depressing...
* nickname chosen based on name, not appearance or behavior
posted by Montgomery at 8:56 AM
2 Comments:
Is that a Cynthia Nixon disclaimer at the end of this piece???
PS Good luck on Midterms Monty, I too have a large mid-review coming up myself, leaving me little time to comment on your blog.
Adios
Not a disclaimer. Just saying that I called her "Dr. Rancor" based solely on her name. I didn't want anybody thinking that I view her as a horrible monster that tries to devour Luke Skywalker. The Debbie Downer comparisons stands.
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