I'm really hoping it's cats that look like Hitler, because I can never get enough of that.

I'm not a big fan of Facebook. It started off as a fun way to stay in touch with your college friends, then turned into a corporate shill/nexus of narcissism/wretched hive of scum and villainy. The people with the least to say seem to say the most. To quote Mark Zuckerberg, "Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday. Who cares?"

But it is a good way for companies to advertise. Get yourself on The Facebook and show the kids you're cool. Spread the word about your Medicare Supplement Insurance via social networking. Sure, why not?

But if you're going to show off your followers, you should probably make sure they're not Neo Nazis first. I'm looking you at IMDB:

More like nazIMDB.

Right there next to poor Columbo is a swastika. Poor, poor (Jewish) Columbo. Not cool, guys. Not cool.

Although possibly fitting. It's also next to Mater, who I'm pretty sure is a skinhead. Why else would he not have a hood? He shaved it off! "Dad gum, I hate minorities!" And Finn McMissile has a little Hitler moustache. No wonder the critics hated it.

How can you be a Nazi and "like" IMDB? Every good racist has paranoid delusions about Jews controlling the film industry. You're really phoning in your hatred, Omer.