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Another day, another set of med school penis jokes:

Big Mac

He compared a histological cross section of the penis to a monkey's face. I thought it looked more like a gas mask. Maybe a monkey in a gas mask...

All of the wang drawings in his slides were yellow. He explained this unusual coloring by saying that it was a drawing of the Grinch's penis.

At the end of the lecture he leaned against the desk and said, "I need a smoke."

Wilson

Freudian Slip: "This opening allows passage of the penis and vagina in women."

She used her body to recreate an erect penis by placing her hands against her side and standing up straight. Then she slowly bent over to recreate flaccidity.

Not really a joke: in anatomy, there is a standard "anatomical position" used to describe relative positions of body parts - arms slightly out, palms forward, etc. Apparently in men the anatomical position means an erect penis. giggle.

And finally, not a penis joke and not from a professor:

"Getting a stroke would suck, man." -Allantois