Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Fallacy

I know, I know - it's been over a month since I last posted. Well save all your griping, any complaints you may possess have already been scrawled into the side of my car by Legal Counsel.

I've been busy. I recently did a dermatology rotation at the Mayo Clinic which was a bit hairy. I had a rash of bad luck during the final exam, but I think I shaved through by the skin of my teeth. Epidermis. During that rotation I learned that maybe, just maybe, rich people get better medical care. I know it sounds crazy, but trust me on this one. It seems a little odd that you can get an appointment with a gastroenterologist because your "fart sounded a little funny."

Anyway, that's all over. More importantly, I matched into a residency program! I won't say where, but I will tell you:
  1. It was my first choice
  2. It's in Phoenix
  3. If the faculty doesn't own hats, they better go buy some because they're going to need to hold on to them. Montgomery's coming to dinner!
Family Medicine, here I come!

To make amends for my paucity of posts, I've decided to scour my cell phone for pictures of things that remind me of the Pac-Man and Ms. Pac Man visiting the Washington Monument.


This little beauty was constructed of hash browns by Legal Counsel during a pre-Sea World breakfast this weekend. She's an artist. Try to ignore the ridiculous quantity of grease stains on the place mat.


This snapshot of the Desert Botanical Gardens is simply organic. A cactus' insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery.