Bring out the board

50 cent's new album is bound to go platinum. so formula 50 decided to go platinum too. not to be outdone, we are happy to announce the release of our own album, "hydrate or die tryin'." all we need is one little shout out at the MTV video music awards. suckaz be movin' out the way at them beverage conferences. plus, our drink has the nutrients you need to fuel you through the day. that's just how we roll here in queens.

Glaceau vitamin water...you're on notice.